Sergeant Batista

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet
st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good’.

crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

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She looks pretty dead

thanks

starshapes:

petehix:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

transposing:

milkti:

lidstrom:

pyreclaws:

masato-indou:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

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a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

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a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.


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In the doge’s eye

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Could it be?

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I THINK IT IS

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Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game